Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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