Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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