I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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