In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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