One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I need a burrito and a hug.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I party with great urgency now.
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