Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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