Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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