ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
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