We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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