problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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