that's an acceptable place to lick
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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