1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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