I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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