Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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