They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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