I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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