That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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