i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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