Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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