I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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