where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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