yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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