coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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