you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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