I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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