You really coming over, don't trick.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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