dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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