Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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