Who did Billy Mays play for?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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