Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I need to calm my uterus...
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
