I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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