So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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