if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Randomize
