i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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