He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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