i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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