i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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