Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Terrible idea I love it
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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