I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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