Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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