I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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