Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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