so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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