I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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