Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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