dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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