I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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