She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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