I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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