My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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